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Jan
#1 Posted : Tuesday, December 22, 2009 7:28:44 PM Quote
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An elderly man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees.


When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'

He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says good bye.

A week later the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment,
has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges £98. The Hilton charges £139.
We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA.'







RedDog
#2 Posted : Tuesday, December 22, 2009 8:11:55 PM Quote
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Good one! Might have to try that myself!
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Tabbycat
#3 Posted : Tuesday, December 22, 2009 9:05:56 PM Quote
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LOL The joke or the Holiday Inn?!! LOL
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dorat
#4 Posted : Tuesday, December 22, 2009 9:30:39 PM Quote
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I think he's tried Holiday Inn! LOL
Joy
#5 Posted : Tuesday, December 22, 2009 11:33:00 PM Quote
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Laugh LOL
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Albert47
#6 Posted : Thursday, December 31, 2009 8:53:56 AM Quote
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Very Good JanLOL Wub
Maria_R
#7 Posted : Friday, January 01, 2010 12:19:41 PM Quote
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travel lodge is cheaper!
Blue Star
#8 Posted : Saturday, January 02, 2010 7:51:23 PM Quote
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LOL LOL LOL
MaryLewis
#9 Posted : Tuesday, January 05, 2010 1:19:02 PM Quote
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going to see that doctor nowRollEyes
jennymora
#10 Posted : Tuesday, January 05, 2010 8:57:27 PM Quote
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Hi MaryLewis, am jumping the queueLOL

jenny
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RedDog
#11 Posted : Tuesday, January 05, 2010 9:56:46 PM Quote
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I would slow down if I was you Jenny. I've heard too much can give you cataracts! Smile
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jennymora
#12 Posted : Wednesday, January 06, 2010 10:44:16 AM Quote
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Ha ha Stewart, and here was me thinking it was the injections.

jenny
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